Conversation that took place a short while ago between me and the husband:

“GUESS what I had today” means “GUESS what I had today”

Husband: are you serious?
Self: Do these eyes look like i’m kidding?

husband:  (0_o)

“ha ha ha – you will never guess!”

ok

{sometimes i am quite painful}

  
Self: Yeah ok. …But that’s not what I […]