Conversations with husband, the veggie edition.
Conversation that took place a short while ago between me and the husband:
Self: Do these eyes look like i’m kidding?
Self: Yeah ok. …But that’s not what I tried today.
Husband: ok tell me!
Self: You HAVE to guess!
Husband: You want me to go through every single food?
Self: yep.
Husband: It’s 10pm.
Self: Ok, fine. I’ll give you a clue… we have recently seen an advert for it! And now just guess the thing you would never guess!
Husband: ok… MacDonalds. Lemon Juice. A Pizza. A Burger. Blue Cheese. Onion Soup. Iced tea. Sweet Potato. Leeks. Popcorn. Wasabi Paste. Cinnamon powder. Ginger biscuits. Bacon. Prunes. Noodles. Banana bread. Tree bark. Christmas Cake.
Self: Oh, you are really not good at this.
Husband: I give up.
Husband: ohmysoul……
Husband: it took us an hour and a half to get to Quorn?
Self: You got it! I had QUORN!
Husband: Ok, so what about the Quorn?
Self: No, I just wanted to tell you.
“swopping the mince beef in your spaghetti bolognese for quorn mince just once a week for 4 weeks could mean reducing your fat intake by up to 72 grams – which is equivalent to the fat you would burn swimming more than 7 miles”