Cartoon Insomnia

I am a Night Owl. Completely. Utterly. Through and Through. In fact, If I could sleep until 11am every morning and be awake until 3am – that would suit me juuuust fine. Midnight is right around my peak-waking hour.

Husband on the other hand, is a Morning Sparrow. His alarm goes off and he’s all like 


I want to SMACK morning, in the face.
With a chair.

In fact, i think if husband and I lived our weeks according to our natural body clocks – 

really don’t think we’d ever see each other.
Because I am such a night owl – as evening and “bedtime” (pfft) draws near, my brain kicks into epic overdrive. There’s nothing I can do – my mind just starts thinking/plotting/planning/creating/designing/making/crafting – 
which leads me to

(and yes, I have a million notebooks/books/magazines/pens/puzzles etc next to my bed to

write it down, distract myself etc. etc.)
The insomnia – it finds a way:



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too many blankets.
not enough blankets.
on your back.
on your side.
on your stomach.

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You probably shouldn’t wake your husband – 
who has a long day ahead of him at work in the morning.
But, also – 
it’s 3am in the morning and who are you to talk to?

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* the end




Foot Note: this blog post was conceptualised somewhere around 4am.
You’re freaking welcome.

  1. Tracey Pictor on August 5, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    YAY the cartoons are back…. I have missed my weekly dose of chuckles courtesy of indieBerries!

    • Ché Dyer on August 6, 2016 at 9:22 am

      haha yes! I’m busy with the slow process of transferring everything over so that it’s all neatly in one place for everyone!! 🙂

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