I am a Night Owl. Completely. Utterly. Through and Through. In fact, If I could sleep until 11am every morning and be awake until 3am – that would suit me juuuust fine. Midnight is right around my peak-waking hour.

Husband on the other hand, is a Morning Sparrow. His alarm goes off and he’s all like 
“Oh HEY! MORNING!!”

 

I want to SMACK morning, in the face.
With a chair.

In fact, i think if husband and I lived our weeks according to our natural body clocks – 

really don’t think we’d ever see each other.
 
anyway.
Because I am such a night owl – as evening and “bedtime” (pfft) draws near, my brain kicks into epic overdrive. There’s nothing I can do – my mind just starts thinking/plotting/planning/creating/designing/making/crafting – 
 
which leads me to
 
INSOMNIA.

(and yes, I have a million notebooks/books/magazines/pens/puzzles etc next to my bed to

write it down, distract myself etc. etc.)
 
The insomnia – it finds a way:
 

 

 

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toss.
turn.
toss.
hot.
cold.
too many blankets.
not enough blankets.
toss.
turn.
tick.
tick.
toss.
on your back.
on your side.
on your stomach.
hot.
toss.
turn.
grumble.
 

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You probably shouldn’t wake your husband – 
who has a long day ahead of him at work in the morning.
 
But, also – 
 
it’s 3am in the morning and who are you to talk to?

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* * * * * * *
 

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…really?

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* the end

 

 

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Foot Note: this blog post was conceptualised somewhere around 4am.
You’re freaking welcome.